Check the buttons above for photos of the New Primo Oval Ceramic cooker/smoker. An excerpt from the PrimoGrill message board, authored by yours truly. One of my better observations. [ Follow Ups ] [ Post Follow-up ] [ PrimoGrill Forum ]
[ FAQ ] ,,,, we have it all in perfect priority. It's is "them"
who are so pitifully off base. Those "thems" who have not ventured into our
cult. They are prisoners to the complacency of propane, briquettes, and
microwaves. Anyone can cook outside in perfect spring or fall weather. But only
WE can master the elements as we produce works of culinary delight, the likes of
which can not be purchased at any retail outlet on this tiny planet. Real
masterpieces must be created individually, just as the classic works of art
were. We are the ceramic test-pilots. We cook by the seat of our pants without
fear. We face fire, smoke, insects, frostbite, loss of facial hair, and
permanently scarred knuckles. We don't do it for pay. We do it,,,,, because
someone's gotta do it. If for no other reason than to insure the survival of our
species. Just take notice,, our species are much healthier looking that those
down the street. You know, the skinny ones that love bar-b-que from the market,
or smoked meats that come in shrink wrap. Not our offspring! Ours species are
spoiled to our knowledge. We are the elite. Surely we cook in the face of death,
but look how far it has taken us. And if it were not for us, WE, the elite
ceramic test-pilot cultists, the earth would be up to its neck in an overflow of
domestic chickens, pigs, cows, and fish, not to mention the wild game we convert
to masterpieces. We fly without a chute. We soar without a net,,, and we never
worry about looking down,, cause, we are nuts! :) This is a new Primo Grill Guru and I assembled without instructions. We did have Nature Boy's brochure which provided us just enough pictorial evidence to piece her together. Now we would not recommend you try this unless you are as professional as we are and control your mitigating factors, we limited ourselves to 3 big boys before noon. -Click on small photos and they will grow to full size- New Primo Oval Big Green Egg
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